Spam - Grrrrrrrrr!

Posted on May 31, 2007
Filed Under Australia - The land down under, Stupidity and randomness |

I have just deleted another 50 or so spam messages. Thank goodness for Akismet! I don’t have time to moderate this amount of crap! So, in no uncertain terms, let me inform you that:

I don’t have a penis, therefore, do not require Viagra. I am bored and uninterested in the effect of Viagra on women. I do not use, nor intend to use Zoloft, Phentemine, Valium or any other “sold without a presciption online” pharmaceuticals. In fact, I don’t want any pharmaceuticals if I have to get them online and without a prescription.

I do however require:

Advil - for the throbbing headache I get every time I open comments for moderation and see and endless line of spam.

Coffee - to keep me alert while deleting useless crap off my blog

A Bath - to sooth my frazzled nerves at the anticipation of more spam

A massage - to ease my aching muscles achieved from high levels of annoyance

So unless you are an actual person who has a genuine comment or are promoting a Swedish guy named Sven who is an expert in massage therapy, carries a flask of rich-roasted, hot coffee, a bubble packet of Advil and a hip-holstered bottle of vanilla scented bubble bath….

GO AWAY!

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